(Well my dad didn’t pay the Internet bill so I’m going to be without wifi until Friday or Saturday. Sounds like so much fun. So I guess I’ll see all of you then, adios.)




keef-humanriff-richards:

If you can get in when he’s not there, I’ll do my best to keep him away while you try to get closer to her.

//awkward cough.

You might even get to see more then the boobs.

Maybe I should dress up as Mick so that I could get close to her and not arouse suspicion.

//Totally not drooling on himself while he’s certainly not mumbling gibberish.

(Source: monsterdressedinleather)




keef-humanriff-richards:

How about a blow job from both you.

//Keith rolled his eyes.

Car, or walk.

If you come through with the goods then we’ll talk.

//Jim walked to his car. 

We’ll take the car, that way we could see the boobs faster. I mean get there faster.

(Source: monsterdressedinleather)




keef-humanriff-richards:

Is he okay with you pimping him out like that?

Come on then….should be hardly anyone around this time of night….

Fine then, a blowjob from me.

//Jim smiled and mumbled under his breath.

Gooooodddd.

(Source: monsterdressedinleather)




keef-humanriff-richards:

The temptation is great.

There’s late night showings at that theatre down town…we could go. If you want.

Maayybbee I’ll even throw in a blowjob from moonie *awkward winking*

YesYEsyES! I mean uh, yeah sure that sounds good….

(Source: monsterdressedinleather)




keef-humanriff-richards:

DRUGS. ALCOHOL.

Uh…yeah….Girl on a Motorcycle…not only do you get the pleasure of viewing her body in all its glory….she’s in a skin tight leather suit for half of it.

All that and more if you help me.

…..Need. to. see. movie.

(Source: monsterdressedinleather)




keef-humanriff-richards:

I’ll distract him with my dick.

//Keith smirked.

You know she has a movie out. And she’s naked it in.

I’ll repay you with drugs and alcohol.

adfdsfgfysdjfskdfo???

(Source: monsterdressedinleather)




keef-humanriff-richards:

Then you don’t have much chance of ever seeing those tits up close.

//steps closer and prods him in the side.

Are you stalking her or something.

But mick might go all wolfman on my ass and tear me to shreds if I try anything.

//Jim frowned and took a step away from Richards.

I plead the fifth.

(Source: monsterdressedinleather)




keef-humanriff-richards:

Well maybe you should pay her a visit.

//glares back.

If I’m a pervert, then mind telling me how you got those photographs?

No, I must maintain my creeper status, she must never know of my love.

//Turns around in a huff.

None of your business.

(Source: monsterdressedinleather)




keef-humanriff-richards:

//Keith looked down.

OHHH….um….nice boner.

I want marianne’s approval, not yours.

//Jim crossed his arms over his over his chest and glared at Richards.

You’re such a pervert.

(Source: monsterdressedinleather)